I totally get fashion tips from What Not to Wear, too. It's a great show. For a long time, I wore whatever was cheapest to buy regardless of how it fit, because I was always going to lose weight and I could wear my old clothes again. And I felt like crap.

After watching that show, I've gotten over that and I feel SO MUCH BETTER when I wear clothes that fit me properly, are flattering and vaguely stylish.

I admit that I noticed that your clothes were way too large, especially those brown cords! I figured that was what you preferred to wear when relaxing.

I'd go shopping with you, if you wanted.